2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ENTRY!!!
What? I'm back....not exactly....but two years ago today this blog gave birth. Well, it was already born, but a new era came forth! That day I did not until like 5 pm, so it is not quite the official anniversary time, but will have to do. I had to write something....I just left everyone hanging, though it was a happy entry, many do not know what is happening this year. Maybe leaving it the way it was the best way to say farewell...oh, you did not figure out my departure yet? It is like this...the daily press told me if the were going to evaluate the blog program and if I get an email back saying I can continue to blog then the program is back up...yeah I never got that email. No surprise, what other blogs were updated last year?! As I am writing this I am not sure if I am breaking a rule or not...but I am sure I am not getting paid for this! This is like a reunion entry, I gotta let you know how me and everyone else is doing! The unfortunate part is, I am not sure how many readers I'll have for this entry. I mean it has been 3 months since I have written this....and even then I was not sure how many were still reading! We will make the best of it all and see what happens...but without further adue, let's beging.....countdown?....3....2...1...
So new news on this blog? Tabb Blog Inc. was bought...but not by google, actually bing. They thought it would increase their stock, not sure how that is working out. I have like an adviser role, overseeing all the projects in the company, but I do not do as much. The Wiz Kid is still president and actually was promoted to higher position in the bing company. Quincy gave up his position to enjoy college...and was offered to be Chic-fil-a's college spokesperson, but turned it down. We are all still friends though, this company did not tear us apart. What other characters were around this blog...it has been so long...um...4.7, as we know, is president of the school. His administration looks promising though still early. The Forest Fire opened up her own model agency near Yorktown. Josh and Rick are working on an album together. Dan the Dude is realising his memoirs in November, you will know his identity by then! Red is returning to Tabb, finally, in December. Adam Parker is working with the Wiz to become the presidenr of JMU, like legit president! Junio is at the naval academy and is dating new of our fav runners, Soitsmann, which proves once again this blog brings people together! It is the blog effect! I wrote about both of them and then they date! I have many more examples! Commander Curren is in charge of the Hokie Herd at Tech. Coach Ryan gives motivational speeches about his past addictions and is working on a movie deal. Q-train tried UFC this summer and nose is permanently out of joint. Tom Malone revived himself to go to school at GMU!! Joe Nelson smiles all the time now, playing for VMI and Everhart does the same playing rugby at American International College, Thomas is still a lacrosse champ, and the Hunter is still a beast! The hipster is beingh different as always and host her own radio show. Our Krista hologram broke, but she has agreed if this blog if reactivates to come back on it. Diana Kinney is a joke writer at UVA, that is her major...and pretty much everyone else who is on this blog is in college and doing good! Is that a good enough update?
I did not leave out Popcorn! Trust me, I did not forget about him! His life has been even more laid back since he has no picking to do. His life is more one of a cat's! There is a reason for that, it may not have reported, but Popcon retired from picking in July. I cannot quite recall his record, but it was alot to a little. He has hall of fame stats. Popcorn can afford to retire early....and someone is turning 3 this year! It is Popcorn's twilight years, he needs to enjoy them. No other animal or person (take that Marty O'Brien) has been able to match his talent. They have to get him to go other places like the newspaper or cable, but Popcorn has stayed loyal to his master, for that I thank you. It has been decided to elect him in the Tabb Sports Hall of Fame unanimously. It is well deserved. Let us celebrate the astounding career of Popcorn Phillips. He is still be around....but just not doing much of anything!
Besides my fictional blog universe what has been going on in the tabb sports world? I have heard a few things, football has performed well, but no wins yet. I am always modest with my record predictions, but so much talent has become present in the Bay Rivers this past year, I will be honest I think they can win 1 or 2...maybe 3 or 4, but they will have to work hard! This is Schiele's year though, it is all him, he will become a saint officially after this season. All-Around Jake Brown and Shoeless Page create a show ready to happen. Watch out for Maniac too! I do not know about York, I hope we can stay in it. I am not even sure how other sports are going. I was never really good on my coverage, but how is volleyball? They still got the Hurricane, that is good. I am calling it now, Sydney Galzoois, BRD player of the year! Golf totally passed us by...anything significant happen? What else is there?
Of course I did not forget! The sport that made this blog popular! The most successful tabb sport in the past decade! The 4-ring circus! The Greatest Show with Sticks! Tabb field hockey, enough said! I really do not know much of their record actually, I heard they beat Maury, and if they loss I am sure I would have heard about it! I was a bit weary not coming back and writing this for I knew field hockey would not have a "home" anymore. They are going for a 5-peat and no one really gives them much coverage! I have thought about starting a blog for just them...but I need someone to give me scores and stuff, the Jazz is gone. I do not even have to do this, anyone can! It is that easy. My email is firstname.lastname@example.org, let's see what we can do. For now I know field hockey is successful because that is tabb field hockey! Come November we are getting one for the thumb! I said it first!
It would be difficult getting scores this year, you gotta pay for hrvarsity!! No one buys newspapers anymore, so they gotta make money somehow! $12 a year is not too bad. I am busy myself, I got a job at our concert venue, I'm like an usher...and get to see the shows for free! I have an interview to be a sub next week! I write for the school newspaper, I have to be factual there, not likze this blog! I am starting blogs, doing stand-up, manage the club baseball team, work at camp throughout the year, have regular school work, and more. I am busy...I probably could write this blog....but it may not be as good. I know this may not have been the best reunion entry, but it has been 3 months since I have written this, give me a break! I wish you all a fantastic school year and best of luck in everything! Maybe I'll stop by every now and then to say hi, until then, tabb sports are still going on so be there or be lame! Roll Tig baby!
Peace be with you.
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