It is the first of the month...good things are bound to happen. I believe today is May Day...a day when we celebrate all things May...or planes crashing...I am not sure. Hey, it is finally May, time for the nice weather and flowers...well, it just rained this morning and is kinda cool...we are still in April?! No, it is suppose to be May! Keep the weather patterns moving already! I still get out of school by next week, right? Whatever things are acting like, it is still May...which means like one more month of writing all of this...so leggo finish today's entry...it is only one step closer to being done!
The girls never played heritage last night, girls soccer that is. I do not know, it was cancelled and now will be played May 9th at 5:30 at Tabb. Soccer is not done for the week, there is a game tonight, but it is boys (girls play tomorrow at 7 at Bailey). They get to try out Grafton first! Yes, we have reached that week...boys soccer has been training for this all season and finally our biggest opponent waits for us today at 7:30 at Tabb. In the past Tabb usually gets it done in soccer against the clippers...but you never know things will go. Grafton is not quite known for soccer. Personally, I would say they are known for losing to Tabb...overall, I think that has occurred more than the other way around. The battle plans are drawn up already, this is like a naval battle on land...because they are the clippers...but boats cannot sail on land...so it seems Tabb already has the advantage. This is game you have been waiting for all week and it is only Tuesday. It was perfectly scheduled, we do not have to wait! Time to see something we have not seen in awhile, a Grafton loss! It has been long overdue and Major, Admiral Adam, Nicely, Havoc Harvey, Howellel, Sargent Sutton, and everyone else knows it. Yeah, our team has some bulk...it is the battle of the bulk...okay too much on that name...we are still figuring out a name! But come tonight and maybe you can think of one. It is Grafton...or Grafton...the Graf (they call that I think), it is a game like no other. It is required...or somehow a D will show up in your grade, for classroom participation...or school, it is that big of a deal. Today at 7 at Tabb, the clippers will be another c word: causlities. Be there or be lame.
BUNCH O' STUFF
We always schedule like 9 games in one day on certain day. One of those days is Tuesday. We got plenty of Tabb sports playing, so someone attend some or I will be pretty upset I took the time to even write all of this. We are going to do our brief run through of all other games taking place, do not worry none take place during the Grafton game...the school already made sure of that! It is jsut soccer today, though, check what else we have earlier...
- Baseball and softball are going up to Bruton. I can only imagine how their baseball field looks like...have you seen their football field? The Pit...more like a rhyming word! I don't think it will be dirty...or else I do not think the sport can even be played. Baseball and softball both played a really close game last week...I think one of them even won...or wait a score was never posted. Despite the fact some games are not the best for us Tabb still deserves respect. That is why today and now on tabb baseball and softball will have scores you cannot ignore. If we have to make it to the results page, alrighty! Join the Buffer and Shoeless Page and the Little Giant and the entire team make a win out of panther fur. Also, come see St. John, the Bomber, the blur, and the entire softball cage one...wins are coming, like you can never imagine. Today at 4:30 at Bruton, results may vary...or be absent, so be there or be lame.
- Anyone want to get their tennis on? The tabb tennis team does, boys are away and the girls are at home and we playing Lafayette. I do not know how they are going to play...I mean they have horns, not tennis rackets...okay that was lame! But tennis is performing well...I mean more than Chiraaag. The team is doing better than they have been in years...I think. They are almost at 3 wins...that is going to be a winning season...kinda...I still do not know much about their sport...but these players have games like every week, so how about you go see them already. Making fun of Lafayette is easy enough, having them lose in tennis, sounds like an easy insult! Tabb has much going on the court...and I am not talking about the basketball court! Today at 4, girls are at home, boys are away both are playing lafayette...getting a game point and make it. Be there or be lame!
- There are two things I am not sure about...there is a track meet at 4:30 at bailey field...but that is all the schedule said. There were no real details. I have no idea who they are facing. Is it district tournament time for them already?! I really do not know, their meet against Smtihfield was cancelled, so maybe this is making up for it. Come see for yourself and find it what is the 4-1-1 (do people still say that?). There is a girls lacrosse game vs. Cox at 7 at Y-town Middle. The only thing is...i swear they have played Cox already! I know I have written about Cox multiple times! It is becoming groundhog day...except Cox Day, I think is the new term! I don't know, check it out, but can we just play them and beat them, so I do not have to write about it anymore?! Agreed? Okay, good luck!
I told you there was alot!
We thought beating Dan the Dude in lacrosse along with the rest of his lacrosse team would send him the message that Tabb was still the best and that was where he belonged....but that did not work. Not only is Dan not a tabb fan any longer, a whole new development has taken place....he is a body paint. He has done the body paint. That is one of the ultimate steps of true fandom, where you can sit ahead half naked with paint all over you and do not care for your appearance or temperature. Everything has changed. After body painting is just true fan hood...I thought we had a chance to win Dan the Dude back...but it seems as if he maybe truly lost! Tonight and tomorrow are our last chances! We have to destroy Grafton in soccer so badly that the paint gets knocked off Dan! It is the only way he can return to us. You can say Dan goes to Grafton and all, but he was a tabb fan first! Beat the snot outta Grafton soccer...for dan's sake, at least!
Hey now, guess what? We are done, I really gotta get going again, so here is a shoutie wishing all the teams luck, for Dan the Dude to get rescued, May to finally come, and everyone else to have a good day. be back tomorrow...or I will at least! See ya! Roll Tig!
Peace be with you.
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