IT IS MONDAY

What do we do on Monday? I don't know either!...except go back to work! This is all you can really say...but it is not so bad. I am still counting down spring break, it starts not this weekend, but the next weekend. I am sure you are aware of this...I am pretty excited for a break from writing this...hey it has been non-stop writing since January 3rd! Monday is Monday, what can you really say? There is a reason why I call it Funday! It is not so bad and the week always goes by fast...let's hope for no cancelled games this week along with no losses! It all begins today, it all begins now, not just the sports, but today's blog..so here we go!

TODAY

Usually we do not have any games on Monday, but this Monday similar to last week's there is a game. The spring season is different, there is so much going there are no breaks during the week! The game tonight is girls soccer playing Norfolk Collgeite. It has been some time since girls soccer has played a home game...or even play a game! The conditions seem to be all in our favor and they should be playing finally!! Norfolk Collegiate thinks they are a college team (it is in their school's name!)...but are far from it. Tabb girls soccer is at least a possible D-II competitor, I think we could beat a team in that division. Though there have not been as many games as we would like, girls soccer has still been playing very well...I think this is the last out of district game this season. Even with the cancelled game I believe our girls are ready to take on the Bay Rivers...have you seen our performers? B-Jazz, Hex Lex, Brew-Thru, Hawk Harmatz, Chander the Handler, Hulk Harold, F-bomb, and the list goes on and on. That game is tonight at our high school at 7...again, what else is there to do on a Monday and when was the last time you saw girls soccer play? See, you are free and owe some to girls soccer. Let's show this team they should change their name to Norfolk Regular High School...right? Well, being collegiate we know they probably like to party, that is the good about them and no parties tonight...except for tabb...oh, it is a school night, we may have to hold off on that...but anyhow tonight at 7 at tabb, be there or be lame!

TOMORROW

There should be sun as well as a few sports games...what games? Like very anticipated ones, I am starting with the later own for it's magnitude outweighs the baseball games. Boys soccer finally starts playing district games and they start with no other than Jamestown. Why is that so significant? Because Williamsburg knows how to ball...in socce terms. They are the real challenge for us in our district...any team from Williamsburg is going to be tough. Jamestown has a similar story with us, they made it to the state semis as well, I do not know how many player they lost, but I know they want to get back there and are still good. This is the biggest battle yet this year, tabb boys soccer is planning on recapturing Jamestown. It has been taken over by a corrupt influence. It is going to an inside job. I hope we can pull this off, any slight mistake could be costly. Tomorrow at Jamestown by the commands of Admiral Adam and Sargent Sutton, the tabb boys soccer team, which includes the likes of Maw-some, Nicely, Havoc Harvey, Q, Howelell (still spell that wrong!), Enough Evans, and many more are pursuing with one of the most delicate operations in soccer history, take out the bad bring back the old, which is good. Eagles are not landing but falling. Tomorrow at 7 at Jamestown boys socccer are risking it all for their first district game of the season, this will set the tempo of the rest of the year, the goal is just leave Jamestown in one piece. If you can make it do so...or be lame!

Also, we have some baseball going on tomorrow. I am saying this is a home game, friday was away, so home makes sense. Let me look...oh, I was right! Things have not been the best, but we are getting better. I am not sure how Bruton really favors in this sport. I am going to mention softball right now as well. Both these teams are in the same boat. They have come so close, but no cigar...but tomorrow I think we have finally will get our pack. Tabb will be smokin'...some teams! I think both teams finally do it, it is only fitting. No more falling short, I do not if our teams can handle that outcome again. They know what they have to do and will do so. Baseball we have the likes of Freedman the Freak, he is so good it is freaky, Gore the Ghoun, I do not know I had no other name for him, the Buffer, the Pipe Phifer, and so many more. On the softball team we have the Saint, the Blur, the Bomber, the Beamer,...and for some reason alot of b names...it is more than enough to get this win. There is such a thing as a white panther for Bruton will be soo scared to play us they will be white! Tomorrow at 4 at Tabb you can see double wins, but not at the same time or at one price....but still be there or be lame.

POPCORN'S PICKS

Popcorn is very happy for a cat, not for the usual stuff either...I mean by sleeping all day, but he started out the season pretty decent. I think he only got two games incorrectly. It is a good start to what he wants to be his greatest season yet. Popcorn wishes to move up, he does not to stay on this blog forever, so depending on how well he does will show interest in other mediums who need sports picking. The upsetting part for Popcorn is many companies are not equal opportunity employers for cats. Discrimination still exists. Popcorn has to do good to break the stereotype! So let us look at this week's picks and see if he will continue doing well proving all the critics wrong. Here they are...

Grafton 12 Warhill 3

Jamstown 6 Bruton 2

Smithfield 4 Poquoson 3

Tabb 100 Lafayette 0

He still always goes for Tabb picks like that...not saying they won't win, but scoring 100 points! Seriously, besides basketball I do not think Tabb has ever achieved that score...maybe even in basketball! And do not give me a hard time Popcorn...I actually hired you...so be thankful for once, jerk!

PLAYERS OF THE WEEK

Boys lacrosse - for beating Poquoson almost by 20

Gore and Freedman - for being the only two who show up as stand-outs in baseball results

Boys soccer - for winning all your games last week, though I never did get those results

Emily Yelton - she got into George Mason...and on this blog that is as good as winning a state championship!

It was not a strong week for sports performances...but if I missed someone, let it be known!

I do not have much time left, but before I go I want to let everyone know for our contributions in Mustache March this blog is no sponsored by th Mustache Society of Virginia and in fact I applied for membership even. And I was invited to their potluck yesterday, some staches did get messy! If you do not like the staches lately...too bad...they are staying! Interested in joining then contact: Grand Duke Thaddius Smith, Mustache Society of Virginia, Flavor Savor Av. Richmond, VA 23235. Anyhow, that is that and I gots to go to class...so here is a shoutie wishing the girls soccer team luck, a thanks to the mustache society, and I really not have time for anything else...have a good Funday...and was i right about spring break? Let me know...see you tomorrow...I assume...or hope. Roll Tig!

Peace be with you.

Tabb blog's mustache craze was inspired by Baggett himself.