If you have not noticed, my schedule has been a little off...and I just realized why last night....I thought the Monday was the 18th...so girls soccer did play Monday and so did boys at Maury and last night boys played Nanesmond River. ..I think I just messed up with soccer, but I have everything straight now...just some results I owe you now! I am in college, I get as busy and confused as if I was back home...but today is the 21st! I got the correct. The games today are...well...you have to read in the entry! Trust me, they are correct! I just explained myself! I know this blog has been a little off...but now we are back on! Start your reading again...just see this entry...mistake free today...or let's just see how it goes...
Though I did miss all those boys soccer games, no results were added anyway....so is my no mentioning may not have been that big of a deal? The games were far, well the girls was posted...don't accuse anyone of sexism, just yet...for I, personally, have the results...okay it is just stuff I made up, but it is better than nothing....when we finally get the actual results, we will see how they compare. Against Maury I say the team won about 4-1. Sutton sneaked about 2 goals and so di Maw. Evans got like 4 saves. Assists by Adam Parker, Q and 2 by Nicely, which was done nicely! (great name!). When it comes to Nanesmond River I am saying the team won about 3-0. The goals were done by Harvey, Maw, and Howell (or however you spell your last name.)...and assists by Sutton, Q, and Parker. Evans had about 3 saves too...and those were the two games we missed...who's results I made up in my head, but desperate times call for desperate message. Hey, I bet I am close enough...I hope we figure out the score soon enough...but for now good job guys...I hope I was close enough to the actual score!
These next few I did not make-up...they are not really the best...but are absolutely genuine. We found yesterday that Poquoson can still play some baseball...like really well. Both baseball and softball kinda have a similar score...which do you want first? I already have the baseball results opened, so we are going to post baseball results first! Yesterday tabb baseball scored the most points they have all season and they also let the other team scored the most points against them. The game ended up being 10 to 3...Poquoson. The stand-outs were Freddman you went 2-2 and Gore who went 1-2 with a RBI. Um...yeah, not really what I was expecting, but like I said, the most points scored all season. We can only go up from here! Let Poquoson have their sport, next game is New Kent, which will be a much easier game...it is a nice transition from playing a team like a Poquoson, so this was not the best game, we still have no wins, but that will change after Friday. We are calling it now…oh yeah like that Phifer homer…well that was different! I wish I could say better things about softball…but Poquoson showed why they are projected to be #1 in the district. They beat 11-0. I do not really have any stats because no one even scored….but not many cpay attention to stats anyway, so it worked out perfectly! This is like how Jamestown was for baseball, Poquoson is just too good. We all kinda expected this…but it is okay, there are more games…like I said New Kent! It is going to be one winning Friday! So good job to both teams, do not let Poquoson let you down, sure our streak is not going as smoothly, but it doesn’t matter, just remember win or lose…at least we’re not from Poquoson! Full sets of teeth here!
This game is tonight! I am sure of it! It is on the schedule, someone else has confirmed it to me in email…so I am correct this time! Girls soccer are playing home…I know finally they have a home game!! First, soccer home game of the week…and this one is worth it! The girls take on our usually regional tournament rivals Courtland…except this is the regular season. We will give them a sneak-peak of what they will face in the post…if they make it that far even! They will be cougars out tonight…and when I say that I do not mean hot moms…that is Courtland’s mascot. The only thing you have to do with cougars is bring ‘em back to the mountains. They may not like and put up a fight, but once you put yourself in the dominant position they will follow as directed….so as long as we win these cougars will return to the mountain side. I would not be worried, they are only cougars, not pumas or anything…wait is there a difference? We’ll see tonight. Our lion tamers are unlimited from Brew-Thru, Lex, B-Jazz, Chandler the Handler, Hulk Harold, Hawk Harmatz, F-bomb, and so many more. We are pretty well stacked! Come see some big cats look like kittens (do not tell Popcorn!) tonight at 7 at home….I am right this time! Trust me! There are not many games going on at home this week, the ones that were, were a blow-out, girls soccer is changing the mood….so good luck girls soccer! Hopefully you can make it or you know what I say, be there or be lame!
OTHER HIP STUFF
There are a few other sports going on…that I do not have as much info on as others, but are still going, so will get the mention and some depth analysis. Who is going to help us? The Tabb Blog Hipster, of course! Lesser known, not as well followed sports…or just things in general, this is her wheelhouse! She is taking a break from listening to all those records, but seems to happy to be discussing hipser sports instead! She wants to let us know about another home game tonight is girls tennis against Mathews….how much do I know about girls tennis?...not much at all…I mean seriously…your guess is as good as mine. You hipster?...this is just the first game, so she is leaning as well. I am just going to say Tabb is going to spike Mathews…that is a tennis term right? Not just a volleyball one? Well is Tabb is going to get the game point at least…like a win! So good luck to them. Also she says there is a boys lacrosse game today. You think once they made hr varsity, hipsters would disband, but they only appeared once and never again. They still have some hipster cred, but it is shaky…they keep getting better, so they won’t be hipster supported much longer. The team is all the way in Virginia Beach rescuing the princess…well they take on Princess Anne…so I guess they are fighting the princess? I guess she is tough or brainwashed! Whoever they are rescuing I know the team will be successful. They have won so much already and I do not see a stopping point yet. I know who a few players are like Trent Moon, Austin Hehir, Sean Stephens, David Gazerick, and many more…make the trip and see…okay it is kinda far, but is a win…sounds worth it to me! It is at 7 tonight, so be there…or well, if you’re not, it is a good excuse! But these are the other things going on today…like underrated thing go to see…you won’t be the only there…you got the hipsters and parents. Dare to be different…but not too different, that is the hipster’s job! Good luck teams! I'll let you know when I need anymore help hipster.
This is enough if you ask me. I got places to go, things to do, people to see…so let me do so…shouties wishing all teams luck and good job and great days and new challenges all to come…1300 words! Jeez…okay we gotta end this! I will be here tomorrow, which is the 22nd, which is Thursday! See I am back on track! Stay with me! I am better now….at least for this week! Roll Tig!
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