There is a tie for the 4 position for top girls basketball teams in the state, therefore I proclaim that tabb girls basketball will take that spot! Forget #9, we are better than that! No, seriously there is no #5 on the list…look at it. ..I believe everyone would agree with me. It is bold, but you gotta make the bold makes sometimes…like giving field hockey the front page of the sports page…oh wait…anyhow, tabb just keeps on going up! Come back tomorrow I might as well just upgrade them all the way to #1…I will wait until a week or so. Hey, we are the #1 blog in the state…so is everything from tabb. Let’s quite ranking ourselves and just start this.
Well we were talking about girls basketball and they did win yesterday. Oh sorry, no climax…but I think everyone knows that by now…or assumed...or just ruined it for ya...but are you really that bummed? I mean I said it was a win, who if you find out minus literary build-up. You were all right, when doesn’t tabb girls basketball win? It was a close game to be honest. You have to give the bay rivers credit. Their girls basketball teams always come to compete…except York…those games are blow-outs! It could’ve gone either way, at least in the early half…by the time came to the end Tabb was up 38 to 30. That is almost by 10, their roast was almost or even better than the boys. They did it by 6, the girls did it by 8….so that meat was just even more tender and juicy. Them being home just helped out tremendously, we had so much rams in stock…and yes, there are leftovers. Back to the game: the scorers last night were Pulverizing Piazza had 7, Mahan the Machine put up 4, Swingin’ Swenson had 1, In-Cain got 4,Merciful Macfarlane put up 6, Holder the hoodlum had 4,and Joker Joseph had 12. All that equals a Lafayette Loss…what else is new, besides me creating aliteration titles for how team's lose...okay aliteration is not new! Butn not winning is the case for anyone who plays these girls. Next game, you ask? It is Grafton and home…officially (not blogficially) they are ranked higher than we are in the state, so now it is time to bring them down once and for all. Out of the top 10 is the goal. Tomorrow at 7 at Grafton, be there or be lame. Nothing has stopped these girls before…well only twice…but not by Grafton. Come see tomorrow at 7. Good job girls!
You just don't say that for trains right? The trip of the century. It is on board a clipper and is setting sail at grafton tonight at 7. But there is something in the way of the voyage….it is called tabb boys basketball. There is a Baggett in the water. Trust me a Baggett is a lot more deadlier than an iceberg or some rocks or some island. You thought a ship on it’s side was bad..ever seen on upside down? The truth is a clipper is more like a tug boat…but too strong, so once it hits a Baggett it will be demolished! Almost nothing left. The Orange Army can float. No seriously, Commander Curren is back, he has detailed plans…nothing can stop the Orange Army now! But seriously this is Grafton it is more than just a game! They embarrassed us on our turf once…now it is only fitting we do the same to them…though I guess in the winter we do not have turf…you know court. We are ready people. I mean Sha-Rod, Nelson Joe-nella, Lil’ Baggett, Big Willie, Machete Mitchell, everyone’s favorite Nati and I hear the same thing about Buffkin too…we have secret weapons. The waters are going to be rough. I would not go out if I had a boat….i do not care what they say about clippers…I am not convinced. But I am convinced that tabb boys basketball will get this done once again. This is the biggest game in 2012…so far…the Mayans meant to say Feburary1, 2012 is the real date the world will end. Anything goes tonight…all we know is the bleachers are going to be a bit small…but it is still nice…and so will the game….be there or be super lame. Good luck guys.
It is Grafton time, so that means it is time to see Dan the Dude. It has been some time...or just the last time we played Grafton. He has gotten similar interests as the Tabb blog...he got a cat. He realizes once you have one everyone leaves you alone. No one will start suspecting you are Dan the Dude Grafton High's Tabb fan. Dan has been waiting for a tabb game for such a long time. He literally has been in his house just waiting, counting the day...he even has a new hair-do. It can help out as his disguise. It is all well now, Danny Boy, Tabb is back and playing at your home. So come...maybe get a haircut...but bring your cat...we accept those at Tabb. Also, maybe you can actually converse with people...I mean we have not known who you are for almost 2 years now...I do not think you have anything to worry about now....and if you do you have the Orange Army by your side...and your cat.
Mediocre? I kinda feel that for this entry as well...but it is done, be happy! Also, attend underline means very serious. I did not want to caps lock, it seemed a bit demanding...but I am demanding. Good luck to Baggettball once again, good job girls, Dan the Dude thanks for the support as always, and ...oh hey...Happy February...we made it through one month of 2012...but how many more? How many more entries? I have enough until spring break...and then some...keep it real and have a good day. Tomorrow i will be back...take note...it'll be better!! Out! Roll Tig!
Peace be with you.
Mr. Baggett pitches a perfect game in basketball.