ONE OF THOSES CASES...
Back to another Monday, huh? It is not so bad…Feburary is soon and that month always goes by fast….though Valentine’s Day is on that date, which is not very favorable to many, but we’ll deal with that when we get there! Anyhow, sometimes things seem way off, but they get there here before you know it…like spring break…like my spring break, second week of March…yours? Oh yeah that is forever away! That sucks! Monday is a dirty word, so that is why on this blog we call it Funday!! Feel happy now? We are about to start the fun, hang on tight and enjoy your ride.
I do not think I have ever started out with an indoor track story, but there is a first time for everything! Congrats guys, steppin’ up in the world…that is kinda like a joke…is there stepping in indoor track. You run a lot, so it is kinda like steppin’…that joke was a fail! Hey, our winter track team has already had state qualyfiers! They are waiting for us up there, now we are just trying to add more people at the big event. So the answer is yes…we have a pretty decent indoor track team. Who else can Finkenauer? Only Tabb! A
nd Commander Curren is back, so he is trying to make an appearance at sattes too, Who else is there? D-Cam, Matt ‘All That’ Reed, Garzerick, ahh…I mean there are so many on the team, seriously name someone, they are probably on the team! Someone go to the meet and find out who else I can discuss! It is today at 3 at the Boo. Our opponent is Jamestown as it reads on my schedule, but at these events everyone kinda faces every. It will Tabb vs. THE WORLD!! Bring it on! Come watch the team who is faster than the speed of the light…combined together, be there or be lame!
If you missed the party on Saturday you can make the one on Tuesday…but it is all the way up in Williamsburg. The boys took down Lafyette and now the girls have their chance…though this is no situation of chance…just how fast and how much scored! We had a Ram Roast on Friday, so this is like the same thing…but we’ll try to make it different. It is cold outside, so this time we’ll have some ram soup. I hear it is pretty and warms you up…if a Tabb doesn’t! I do not ever pay attention to other teams besides Tabb, so I have no clue how the Lafyette girls team is, but all I do know is they are not Tabb…that is good enough for me! It seemed tabb was not going to pull it trhough last game, but do not ever lose hope. They all fully know what to do when and how. There is no need to worry! Especially when you have saurday’s MVP Pulverizing Piazza, Trick Mackey, In-Cain, the Sparkler, the Joker, Striker Stratton, Mahan the Machine, and the entire team. It is still winter and they are still the hottest team! Very flammable. That net will be burning! …however, do not worry they will not burn out…until May. See the team that just keeps winning and we all just fine with that! Tabb girls basketball against Lafayette up there, another Ram Roast, so be there or be lame!
How has Popcorn’s record been since Friday night…actually a bit exciting, rather than what this picture says, well instead of 9-7, he is 13-8! It was a good weekend for him. I do not know how this week will be there…no seriously…just between you and me…Popcorn has a vet appointment! I am not one of those owners who spells it…Popcorn is a cat. He only knows what words I am saying when I say food or dinner! He is still on a kitten reading level too, so I think he will not dramatized….though he had dramatized me enough! Anyhow, we will see if any of this will affect his picks this week. Here the are…
Lafayette 58 York 30
Jamestown 64 Grafton 62
New Kent 71 Smithfield 66
Poquoson 67 Bruton 65
Tabb 100 Warhill 0
They look pretty decent. I see nothing to complain about…well I don’t know hwy I would be complaining in the first place…sometimes I justy write stuff to take up space! But we will see how things work out this Friday…and Popcorn good luck at the vet…oh, I did it again didn’t I? Oh well, I do not like shots…so quit your whinning!
PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
Emily Piazza – for making the last second shot to beat Lafayette
Baggettball – for beating Lafyette and making the district fully aware Tabb meansn business!
Derek Meyers – I heard he won gold at the wrestling event this weekend. I nevber have much wrestler players of the week!
Nick Curren – for returning as our commander!
Honorable Mention: Exams – they ruled most of last weekend!
There they are. Did I miss someone? Let it known!
Hey, it is Kirby, our favorite mascot…well our only mascot…do we have any others? Sometimes we have another tiger hanging around, Slade, but for the most part it is just Kirby. In between his cat naps he makes game…but I cannot comment if he will bbe back at the Grafton game. Sure, it is away, but you can still go, if he pays. It is not looking as if he will be around this week…no he is not broke…I mean I don’t how tigers get money…but these are the Grafton Clippers…which are ships in the ocean…and Kirby does not know how to swim. Yes, he is a cat, but Tigers can swim…they are adapted felines. Kirby feel embarrsed to be a tiger. I did explain to him that it was just a name and there will be no water…but the word clipper reminds him of how he feels like a failure. Kirby is now on here asking for swimming lessons. If there is anyone willing to teach a 300 pound human like tiger, please let your voice be heard. We have spoiled our mascot a little too much, help bring his instincts back. Kirby will be around, but a little bummed. Question: does anyone know if tigers can get ymca passes?
So, this it for today, so it still good, right? I don’t know…sometimes you have entries like these…but it has been worse…please someone tell me it has been worse! It end this I will say good luck track, luck to Popcorn, someone help out Kirby, and…it is Monday, you know…I don’t think I can change it to Funday officially…lett’s just help each other make it through. Luck to you all. See ya on a better day…Tuesdaay! Roll Tig!
Peace be with you.
Mr. Baggett is too good for the Harlem Globetrotters.