#10...#10...#10...#10...#10...no hidden messages here, I am just saying Tabb girls basketball are (or is?) #10 in the state! ...which is good news...but Grafton is one up on us...AND we beat them! I do not understand that, I smell something fishy...who voted in this state poll? I did not, to make all this make sense this blog will officially alter this list. Tabb and Grafton will switch spots, now Grafton is #10 and Tabb is #9. It is only logical to do so. If anyone has a problem...come us on Thursday! It feels pretty nice being past the top 10 in the state! Man, we're awesome! I guess we should be saying #9...#9...#9...#9...#9....now there is a hidden message there!
COME SEE #9
Yes, girls basketball plays tonight...but it is not at home. If you wish to see this state ranked team you will have to travel to Lafayette...but is that length when you are seeing #9 in the state? This team has only loss one district game...Grafton cannot say that! I read the article about them, I think all this success comes from the genius of tabb girls basketball...no I mean literally...the mean gpa is like 4.3. You can try to out smart these girls on the court...but have already figured out the next four plays. They already know the exact scores of the next two games. The equation has been changed, E= tabb girls basketball now. It was a break through this season. We have a team of Lady GZAs...no one gets that reference...but it is an compliment, trust me. I cannot quite relate this team anyone...I had a 3.5 once...and that is the closet I have come to the 4s. Someone has like a 4.9 on the team, I believe...that means we may have to replace 4.7! But besides the brains in this crew, they can still play. Everyone from Pulverizing Piazza, Swingin' Swenson, Trick Mackey, In-Cain, Mahan the Machine, The Joker, Striker Stratton, and everyone else. The team is using their brain power to attract everyone to go the game tonight. Can't resist...most drive 2 hours to see...everyone should...I hear it will be worth it...#9 is becoming #8, now #7, #5, too much brain power I cannot control my own thought...so everyone, tonight at 7 at Lafayette, be there or be lame!
KEEPIN' IT INDOORS
Because it is cold outside and not suitable for running. Well...I do have results from the track meet yesterday. They are a little difficult to read...I mean there is just so much of them...I don't know where to begin, or if I should include everything. I'll post the ones I find most noteworthy...also, good news is I found an actual team roster...so better late than never correct? Anyhow, to start with the 300 Meter Dash Brittni King came in 4th with a time of 42.55 and now the 500 she got 3rd with time of 1:20.28. Also in the 500 Taylor Omweg got 5th with a time of 1:21.51. Also, Harmatz was in 8th with a time of 1:21.90. We had many in the top 10 for that. In the 1000 Leigh Ann Soitsmann came in 5th with a time of 3:12.36. In the 3200 Kara Enoch came in 3rd with a time of 12:18.66. Sydney Omweg, the other Omweg, came in 9th with a time of 12:57.32....and, okay there are (or is?) pages and pages of results. I am going to be here for awhile, and I gotta make class soon and I do not really know to report on jumping results...but don't worry I am not blowing anyone off, just go to this site http://va.milesplit.com/meets/104295/results/186826 ...it is all there. Maybe I should have posted this it begin with...that would be extra lazy..I make stuff personal...it is good I know where to find things now...good job track...I will have results up more often...but isn't this the last meet of the season...besides districts?...Well I will have results for the big meets nonetheless!
Man, my reporting has been all over the place today! I started with a game that is tonight, then put up results that are from yesterday, and now I am about to discuss the game that is going on tomorrow. I Tarantinoed this blog today....but the state recoginition was big news and after that it only seemed fitting to continued with girls basketball. This paragraph is not about girls hoops, however, we are at the boys point of view now! You thought that Ram Roast was big, wait until the Clipper Crash. We be crashing their party tomorrow night. They think they got this, but this is not the same Tabb from the beginning. Naw, it is back in it's true Baggettbal form...which means grafton always losses. And when that happens Tabb boys may end up being ranked as well. This very well maybe the biggest game since the start of the new year. Can we prove ourselves? The girls did it at Grafton once, so I do not see why the boys can't! Sure, Grafton has that one tall, skinny guy, but we have the Postman, Mr. Defense, Number 3, Machete Mitchell, Buffkin, Big Willie, Nati, Today's Ryan Sawyer, and the whole entire team. That is more than one tall, skinny guy. So all hands on deck tomorrow, we are tipping over this clipper. It is winter, ships should not be sailing, ask the Titanic! Yes, Grafton is getting a vertical drop. But this loss is something you cannot hold on to, your heart has to go on to the next game. Just make sure there are enough life boats for everyone this time. Help out in this cause, tomorrow night at Grafton at 7, be there or be lame. It will be the Titanic all over...except minus the loss of innocent lives and crappy movie years later.
TABB BLOG HIPSTER
The picture is not strange...this is how hipster celebrate..eating baguette bread. It is a very celebratory meal in the hipster culture...and that is also a hipster's version of a happy face. They never quite smell fully...because that is so mainstream. The Tabb Blog Hipster is very happy, but all the underrated sports are doing very good this winter. The sports that do not get that much coverage, less than field hockey!, like swimming, indoor track,...and maybe girls basketball in the past...they are too popular now. The others following is slowly rising before everyone jumps the bandwagon, remember the Tabb Blog Hipster was there first. In the end her sports may end up having the most success at the end of the season...so, though we do not understand much about them, hipsters know what is good in sports. It is good our hipster is no longer sad anymore. The Tabb Blog Hipster is just saying to pay attention to these not so popular sports too...they do just as good...but not too many people like it...but if the right am0unt like them, she might invite you over for some baguette and organic milk. Yum!
Yes, after that we are done for today. Start getting ready for Grafton tonight though...the more prepared we are the more likely that Clipper will end up at the very bottom of the ocean...like the dark part! Well good luck girls basketball, good job track, am I invited for some baguette Tabb Blog Hipster?, anyone else want a shoutie?, and I hope everyone has a good one. I shall return tomorrow. Like everyone else is...right? Oh snap, it is a new month....which means...we'll find out...see ya then! Roll Tig!
Peace be with you.
Fear fears Mr. Baggett.