It is the middle of the week already! Weeks be going by so fast! I guess that warm weather is gone too...even notice I always mention the weather? It is good filler...okay I won't bring it up...it is, how it is! You know what is?....winter sports! They started off with a bang and ended in the same fashion...well I think...well everything ended up good! Like I said this is Tabb's winter wonderland! Without any further adue here comes the results....like a bang!
Girls basketball really did make Jamestown live up to the name Lametown, beating 45 to 29! They had nowhere to go...their wings got caught in our net....it is is wrong to catch American Eagles, however, these are just eagles...so animal control won't care...or we won't tell 'em! They should've been turkeys. When it comes to scoring this is how it reads Fenton (the F-bomb has join the girls bball team!) had 4, 'Pulverizing' Piazza 8, Mahan the Machine had 16, 'Trick' Mackey had 2, 'Merciful' Macfarlane had 10, 'Joker' Joseph had 4, and Drury the Drowser (she so good she puts people to sleep) had 1. All that equals 45 and a win...the first one of the season...and it is the first game....soooo I would call that a good start! Next time let's try and get 5 more points so we can get half of 100...or just go for 100 all together! Good job girls! Who missed the game last night?...Well, you are in luck, tomorrow they have another game, it's away, but not too far away. We face another bird team, you guessed it York...who always has a statement to make...or at least they try to! They are the falcons...but nothing like the millennium one....okay that was lame! Don't you be lame, try to make this game tomorrow at 7 at York. I cannot say if it will be a good game...but there will have good bleachers at least!
I DON'T HAVE
the swimming results...I cannot find them anywhere...does swimming have their own site... their results are usually delayed in results anyway...so if things work out they usually do then I should have them in like a couple of days...I hope. This usually a type of situation where I just make up the results...but I don't know swimming enough to do so. There is the backstroke? IP something? Is the doggy paddle one? 1800? Swimming is kinda like track underwater...and I am not that good at track either....so...ah...let's just say that everyone got under 90 seconds in every category...and diving...wait do we have a diving team?...How do you score that? ...Okay...okay...I am going nowhere with this...so to end this I will do it the same way as I did yesterday....Falcons can't swim, but Tigers can...so by those standards...you figure out who won the meet! It seems like an easy answer to me.....well...I'll do better making stuff up next time...come back in a couple days...we'll have the real results!
That ! is important! This just isn't any other game...this just isn't any other sport...it is Baggettball! It is back! The winter season is officially here! Everything that really does matter starts tonight! But it is not at home...and not at school close by...but we play another bird team. It is like Bird Week here! Well, girls played Jamestown yesterday...so who do you think the boys are playing tonight?! Look how badly the girls beat them...I think the boys can do repeat of last night. And how can we not? This is Baggettball. Person have been trying to figure out how to play it for years now! Still no one has anything! It is not science, it is Baggett! It something if you don't get it you never will! Baggettball is in full effect tonight! From masters of the game such as Joe 'the Show' Nelson, Will 'the Thrill' Baggett, Dan 'the Man' Schiele, Mr. MVP-still-Sha-Rod-The Postman-Shaq Rodney! We are going for double MVP titles this year...I don't know about him...but this blog is! There'll is much more from old faces to new faces...but it all still Baggettball no matter who is on the team! Tonight at 7 at Jamestown boys basketball begins for this season! We all know it is going to be good...so go see it...who doesn't like to see a win? So be there or be lame. I have never been to Jamestown, but I am sure they have nicer bleachers too!
When I wrote the first entry of this blog, the very first, I said there was going a weekly sports joke of the week...well...it only appeared in that first entry. There are only a few sports jokes out there. During the season I am actually busy with actual news. I do not have time to search for jokes...but then I met Diana...
Yo, Kinney is a jokemaster. Look how goofy she looks in this picture! She has a bunch....and they make me laugh...so here she is! Every Wednesday is Diana's Day. The jokes are not so much sports related...but again they make me giggle...so first joke of this experiment:
What did the buffalo say before his son left? bison
Get it?! I thought it was good! Yep, so get ready to slap your knee on Wednesdays because if you thought this one was good wait until we get to the dirty ones...it works with my alliteration theme...but that is coming next season! We are starting off light.
He is fading away even more! By tomorrow the Beard Emperor could be gone! His reign is suppose to expand beyond November, but it seems this year it is not looking so. This is our final chance, today, to keep the Beard Emperor in power and help him believe facial hair still exists at Tabb. What can you do? Don't shave! Add miracle grow to your beard, you gotta grow it out! To shave the Emperor in this condition we need more than just the average beards. Send in your pictures of your face hair to show the Beard Emperor, you still believe in his cause. But we only have one day...by the way it is looking we have less than 24 hours to keep the Emperor "alive". So do what you can, please! We just introduced him, he just started his reign...that we know of, why do we have to say goodbye soooo soon! I do not know who can replace this beard! Keep hope alive, grow that hair! Hang in there Beard Emperor!
Okay, here we are and this is it! Shouties wishing the boys good luck, a snare roll for Diana, grow those beards for the Emperor, good job swimming...however you did, good job girls, and bring it on bird teams, Tabb flies too...except higher! Everyone have a nice day. I tape sock as a stocking on my door...and someone stole it....Christmas sucks in college! Be back tomorrow because I will...when am I not?! I will see you when the time comes...for now have a good one....good day my friends.
Peace be with you
"Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer." - Jake LaMotta