OUR WAY

 

Well said Bri! Yesterday her and the field hockey team did things their way. The Tabb way, as the title reads: Our Way! They say there is no mercy rule in district tournament play, but Tabb got one last night. I said I did recall the regular season score of the New Kent, but I am pretty confidant it was not in the double digits. Yes, this score was! We are talking about 12-0! My lucky number!! Goals were made left from right! By the halftime it was 6-0 then in the 2nd all the starters were taken out and the second was put in...and they did as good as the first scoring the exact same amount of goals!! The game was called off with 15 minutes left. The mercy rule, again, is said to not exist in the post, but Tabb revived it last night! Goals were made by The Amazing Aymonin twice, Hawk Harmatz twice, itc was Jazercised once, Ill Mills got one in, so did M-Land, the ball was Wusked three times by Grace, Chelsea Portuese got a goal, and Erin Fenton (remember the F-bomb from soccer?) got her first varsity goal last night!...and helped make history by enforcing one of the first mercy rules to be used in non-regular season play and one of the highest scores as well. As for assists, there were so many, there is what I have: Marmatz had 2, MacDonald 3, Jasenak 1, Peebles 1, Omweg 1, and Landers 1....there maybe a few more, but this is what I know. Again, the score was 12-0, so many things were going on! Tabb makes history again! They are just waiting for a challenge...it may perhaps come tonight....Tabb takes on Bruton tonigh at 5:30 at home. I think it is going to be another win, but will it be another double digit one?...I do not know about that....but it will be close. After our game Grafton and York will play...so on Thursday (or is it Friday?) we will play a rival. Keep on call Orange Army....today just focus on Bruton. We beat them before...time to do so again. Paint these Panthers orange and black...that makes sense, right? Well, the Greatest Show with Sticks are really living up to their name. Today at 5:30 the three-ringed circus continue on their way for the 4th ring. Stop by and see their pursuit...you know, be there or be lame. Good luck....if you even need it!

THE USUAL

Okay, not exactly...volleyball and field hockey do go on at the same time, but field hockey is an hour earlier, so that means you can make it to see the volleyball game. This is volleyball's last week of regular play then they will enter their district tournament and win 12-0...in volleyball terms. Today's match is only the most popular school in the Bay Rivers sports scene, Warhill. All their sports are doing good. Warhill Week is actually becoming challenging. We use to be able to mark down a win in the schedule before we even played the game!! Now it's becoming different, which sure is a good thing for Warhill, but not for us at Tabb! Hey, we're not intimidated, we're Tabb! We just do not want to hurt too bad when we beat you! Volleyball wants to enter the district tournament on a good foot, so the spirit of Al Davis is here saying 'just win baby'! That is their game plan...which is not necessarily difficult with players like  Hurricane Sydney, the Bear, the Buzzard, Skubic Cube, Skid Rowe, Maniac Mack, Graceful Galoozis,...you know the entire Tabb volleyball team. It is fight for the jungle: Lions and Tigers...good thing we have a net! Spandex is back in....tonight at 6:30 at home.  The games are running out...witness them while you can. Say you say the most Dangerous things to wear short shorts and live to tell the tale...I do not know if Warhill will be able to do the same. Much luck tigressess (lady tigers)...and, again, you know...be there...or be lame!

Here they are: the 'muffs. Is their power transmitted through the computer screen? Do you feel anything? I do not need them where I am at...but some people who do...Tabb football. They need some luck. There are many skeptics, or just one, of this winter wear's power, but here is a recent example: Tabb football has only won a single game this season...that game I was at wearing the earmuffs. After I left, it all went down hill. I do not want to give myself credit as being the luck charm...it has always been these guys. Football need some morale and with the earmuffs present it will bring not only that...but a feeling of invisibility...no matter what a record reads.  They work that one time, and many others, I m sure they will again. So give me an address and soon the earmuffs will be in your poession for the rest of the season. Tabb football will have a comeback...even if it is just for the last two games of the season.

That is it! I got through this stuff fast today! I am proud of myself! No distractions...or that much! Remember field hockey and volleyball tonight....then tomorrow is a free night!!...but I will still have stuff in the morning! I already gave out my shouties, so there is nothing left to do, but wish everyone to have a good day and be successful kids. What else is there to do? Well I shall see you all (I hope all!) tomorrow. I...am...out...of...here!!

Peace be with you.

"Leave the park open, baby I just want to play." - Mobb Deep

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