Tabb Tigers Sports

FEELIN' GOOD?

I sure am! I went to bed at 10:30 last night and woke up at 9:00 this morning! That's the most sleep I have had in a long time!! It would have been better if it was 10:30 pm to 9:00 pm!! Then an essay I have due on Monday was moved to Wednesday then a test I have on Tuesday was moved to Thursday!! Yes, I am feelin' good...but I do not want to brag or anything! I am sure everyone is feelin' the same...as I am...hopefully...it is Friday, c'mon! Weekend is in t-mius 3 1/2 hours or depending when you read this...now! Mine is looking swell...again all you have are 3 1/2 more hours then you'll be feelin' good as well.

BAR NONE

There are bar none like Tabb field hockey....or did we already know that?! First, rain keeps hitting you guys! When was the last time Tabb has played on their own field?! It was back on the Poquoson Middle turf again...so yes we must thank Poquoson for something at least! The game pushed back to 7:30 and the JV did  not even get a game in! But again the varsity game was a MERCY-ful one! Yep, Tabb is the Mercy team. It was the Tabb Effect again! I gotta talk to Marty and see if he knows the record for most mercy games called in a season...I think we are close to it! As for scoring we have Aymonin with her 201st goal, M-Land got a shot in, a goal was Mac-ed, B-Jazz got one off a stroke penalty, and of course the ball Wusked more than once...this occasion twice...by Grace! We Wusked a lot last year, but this year it seems we are doing so even more! Add all these goals together it makes 6, which is enough to call mercy for! Tabb did it again...undefeated still...and unbeatable? There are still games to be played...but last night was for football...at least maybe a little...we can't let York get the best of us! Next game is October 4th up at Lafayette...JV at 5:30 (hopefully played!) and varsity at 4:00...so it looks like Tabb field hockey is entering this weekend feelin' good!

FEELIN' BAD?

Well...I am sure it is not a horrible feeling...but volleyball fell a bit short last night. Jamestown repeated their pattern with us again! It was a hard fought game...no 5th round...but there were 4 close games where anything could have happened. They look like..25-27 (Tabb win), 25-17, 25-17, 25-16...well we started out doin' pretty nicely. Our players had some good stats even if the game was a loss. Anne 'Skid' Rowe had 6 kills and 1 block, Laura 'Maniac' Mack 27 assists (She's back! When was the last time we had Manic Mack stats?...that all rhymed!), 'Hurricane' Sydney Galoozis had 11 kills, 2 blocks, and 2 aces. It is all good...still...a little...the Forest Fire did not win all her games and look at her now...okay we do not know where she is...but she is still a legend, just like this Tabb team is! Next game is York, which should be not as of a challenge..Jamestown in undefeated in th district and all...by the way Tabb JV volleyball won!! So not everything was a total loss...that sounded bad! I mean volleyball still did a good job and are not out of yet. The winning streak begins with York, just watch! I am rubbing my earmuffs as we speak! I was right about the Poquoson game! Be sure to make the next match on the 4th at York. Tabb volleyball still gots it all!

TONIGHT

After playing the best game in the Bay Rivers all season, Tabb is back on the field again playing New Kent. If this game is played tonight it will be the first game played on the New Kent field all season...and it's going to be a loss! Okay, I talk too much! But things are lookin' promising. I am sure what was revealed more last week: Tabb is here to compete or poquoson is not quite the team they use to be. I'll go with both. Everyone is watching us these next couple weeks...was last Saturday just luck? I will probably not be back for the rest of the season, so the 'muffs will not be present, so we shall see how things take place. New Kent has not won a game all season then again neither had Tabb last week! It should be another exciting, interesting, good game....but the only problem is...it is AT New Kent...which is further away than Williamsburg. I am not sure how the away squad will look tonight, but people back at Tabb will be awaiting the new axciously I am sure, so don't worry. The radio listenership will be high tonight! At 7 tonight, Tabb against New Kent...all Tabb needs to win is 4 more games! Be there if you can, listen, or check the web...or you are lame.

PLAYERS TO WATCH

• Andrew Junio - after last week's game, no doubt! I am predicting a similar performance! He has over 500 yards...500 more = 1000!!
• Scott Merifield - is on the line for offense and defense. He is huge, he makes openings for everyone for Tabb.You are going to feel heat. They do not call him Hot Scott for nothing!
• Alex Tudor - I have not heard from the King in awhile, but he still is overlooking his kingdom. If he does not like what he sees, trust me he'll change it...himself!
• Harley Page - he has a few injuires and things this season, so Harley has not been as big of a wow factor as he was...but the season is not done yet! He'll make you say wow again starting tonight!

Will I be right about these guys? I was right about Junio last week...wasn't I?

POPCORN'S PICKS

Yeah, Popcorn's ex is challenging him! She did not forget him leaving her at the alter. You guys did not forget how dumb that story line was! But there is some type of revenge here or something! Alexis is not going to let Popcorn get away with what he did...and this is one way how she won't! It is not Halloween yet, but Popcorn is facing one scary coompeitor: his ex! Let's see if Popcorn will be play himself. Here are the picks...

York 42   Smithfield 7

Poquoson 21   Jamestown 20

Bruton 24   Warhill 20

Lafayette 19    Grafton 14

Tabb 100    New Kent 99

These picks look interesting...better than Popcorn's...I do not know, she did date him, so she knows his way! Good luck Popcorn for making your picks and dealing with your past aquentices. We've all been there!

A good way to keep aware of Tabb games going on that you cannot make is http://twitter.com/#!/TigerTweet1 Yep, Tabb Athletics has a twitter and new game progress are reported as they occur. You can be up to date on the action as it happens so you can stay connected that way and my write up tomorrow morning.... you know more people are on twitter than you think...it's kinda weird..I am not converting....but I am out for today...shouties to field hockey and volleyball saying good job, good luck football, Junio do your thing, and everyone have a good day. Oh, the band is in the Warhill Invitational tomorrow...and we actually have a band story! No lie, stay tuned for that! I gotta do so more writing today....school writing :/ Out!

Peace be with you.

"Everything is practice." - Pele

FRIDAY?

My goodness the week goes by so fast. Is it October already? Well just about! Officially the fall has arrived...well I think it did like last week...but still the year is going by. Say goodbye to green leaves and warm weather...well in Virginia the warm weather stays until like January or alotta times it is just unpredictable...it is just strange...darn ozone layer! But here we are celebrating a month of the fall season of sports, one more month and we are looking at district tournament time!! There is still much more games to played such as...

Actually I was going to start with news that actually happened yesterday, but I cannot find cross country news anywhere...so I just have to make stuff up or assume everything went smashingly. I'll just do both. Tabb left Grafton and all other teams in the dust! On the boys team Finkenhauer, Curren, Harvey, and everyone else each ran a miraclous time of 3 minutes 41 seconds. Soitsmann and the rest of the girls team ran a time exactly the same. The Q-train agtonishly laid down tracks in 2 minutes flat! (that rhymed!). It is that Q blood! These times were in cross country!! Tabb was not just setting records, but WORLD records! I cannot wait until the next cross country event...can we get any faster? Is anyone beliving me right now? This is what you get when no one covers the event...don't blame me, I am 3 hours away!! Regradless if Tabb ran in super human speed I am sure they did fine....and beat Grafton...so good job to the team...however it turned out!...but the Q-train stat was real!

FINALLY!

Finally Tabb played York tonight!! No rain delays or anything from keep us from playing! There's a conspiracy: York made the field wet so they could not play the game! I do not want to spread rumors...but how is it raining so much in Yorktown!! The rain has stopped a bit tonight and the Tabb-York is on. It is going to be like the football game except the other way around, Tabb winning 36-0...well it is field hockey, so 6-0 to be realistic. Another mercy on the way? Julia's 201 or 202 or 210 goal? Wusking? Jazercising? Neffing? Mac-ing? We do it all at Tabb, but you gotta go see it. This is the 2nd biggest game behind Grafton...and if this was 1988 it would be the biggest game! Treat it that way! I do not know that much history behind Tabb field hockey, but I know history behind Tabb and York...and it is not too friendly...there is always a story to be told. Tabb writing another one this evening at 7 pm at Tabb. Things will be taking place. If you have not seen them play yet, that is just shameful. What are you waiting for? Just go to a game and I bet it will be a win! It is pigeon hunting season...oh they are falcons? Could've fooled me! 7 PM varsity 5:30 JV, the rivalry continues, be there or be lame!

RE-RE-REMATCH!

Were you expecting me to say remix? Naw, it is a rematch also going on tonight around the same time as field hockey and the same place except inside. Y'know I actually hate it when volleyball and field hockey play at the same time and place. That happened last year and...well...field hockey always ending up being my main priority. To be honest...or tbh...the volleyball will be better than the field hockey game. Honestly, field hockey is going to blow York out of the water...or sky...or whatever! Volleyball has more of a challenge. Jamestown is pretty good. There is bad blood here too...they caused Tabb to begin the season with a loss. Remember as Maniac Mack said challenging volleyball games are good games to watch! Tabb volleyball has proved themselves much this season and lossing is something they do not do anymore. Jamestown got the best of us once, but try it again! You can call it a rematch, a revenge, a response, a redemption, or a reward...but it is the game of the week...sure we are a bit light on the games this week, but again it is going to be good. Afraid yet? Then just Rowe yourself away or Mack off or Skubic yourself or just go Galoozis somewhere or have a Beradini...we already do all that at Tabb! 6:30 tonight....30 minutes before field hockey, you can make both...I wish I thought of that last year, watch an entertaining volleyball game...I swear! It will change your mind on the sport! I promise...so you know how it goes...be there or be lame!!

who-KNEE-Oh!

Have you seen all these articles about Junio? He was player of the week...first the Tabb Blog named him so first! Now everyone is talking about the J-train...but who was first?...the Tabb Sports Blog, that's who! Since the early days of September 2010! Without us who would know how to pronounce Junio? Remember when we endorsed him for ring dance king and he won...give us some credit there! I don't know...I think this blog should be credited with "making" Junio. Yeah, Junio has always had a stellar performance...but i am sure if anyone would notice without this blog! Andrew is big time now...something I know A LOT about! It is good to see him with so much praise besides from the blog! No matter how big of a star you become Junio just remember where it all started.... (here)

So shouties wishing volleyball and field hockey luck, good job cross country however you did, you sweet Junio, Tisa call me, someone date Quincy, soylent green is people, and everyone have a good one. I gots to go! See ya!...by the way it is not Friday!!

Peace be with you.

"Thank you so much Tabb Sports Blog." - Andrew Junio

200

Today's blog entry is brought to you by....

Julia Aymonin: Tabb Field Hockey's All-Time Leading Scorer with 200 points!

It happened again, Mercy was called!! Yet another record Tabb field hockey is setting, most mercy's in one season? Bruton was the next team to experience the Tabb effect (new saying of mercy rule.). The goals came quick and on point. Omweg put the O in goal, Hollie put the OL in goal, the ball was Wusked in twice...which by the way also maybe start some new record, not total Wusking even though we already have that record, but most multiple goals made in each game. Grace Wusk always makes 2 or more goals each game, I swear! You do not have to worry about Wusking once...but twice...or more! Player of the Month nominee! Then there is the big story...Julia put the A in goal twice...and scored her 200th point, which by what I hear is very rare! She was already the leading scorer just a little bit in front of Colleen Patterson, but her title has more meaning behind now that she has 200 points! It takes players forever to get 100 points, Julia did that twice! She inspired the name of my entry title! She really is living up to the title Amazing Aymonin. Well, congrats to her....and there is more season left to play...enuough for 100 more points scored?! Anyhow, Tabb won 6-0 and as we know with the mercy rule or tabb effect games end early, so that is what this one did. Tomorrow the game is finally here: York! The wetness has dried up and the match can finally be played! Tabb is a family and we did not forget what they did to football! Mercy again? Wusking again? Aymonin 300? This will be a game to see, York always puts up a fight....sometimes literally...and these player's carry sticks! Not to worry, it will all be good. We just got to put these falcons back in their cage. Tomorrow at Tabb, JV 5:30 Varsity 7:00...yes it is really being played at home, seriously! Welcome a home game by attending and reminding York blue is still not in. Again, tomorrow at 7:00, be there or be lame!

BACK AGAIN

Volleyball is not digging their grave yet! Cancel the funeral arrangements! Tabb volleyball has been revived! That losing two in a row was just a one time thing...or two time...or whatever! Did you see the game? Were you at Smithfield? It would've been worth the trip! If you have not figured it out yet Tabb won. It was a quick and easy one too...well no mercy rule in volleyball....but winning in 3 is about the same. In three games Tabb made it 25-9, 25-9, 25-16. Smithfield almost did even score in the double digits until the 3rd game! I smell bacon too!! 'Skid' Rowe had 7 aces, 12 assists, and  2 kills, The Bear had 4 aces, 7 kills and 3 blocks, and the Hoff had 5 aces. All that equals a Tabb win! I told people not to worry yet! Tabb volleyball is back and not making any mistakes anymore! It is great they are doing so well again because tomorrow is a home game!! You do not have to travel to see them!! Jamestown is pretty good actually...they beat us the first time...in fact to was our first game! Since starting with a loss Tabb has learned a lot if you cannot tell...they won't let anything happen twice...in a row or not! For once go to a volleyball game...I wish I could...do it for me! I want the highest attendance ever...tell 'em Martin sent you, you'll get in free...okay not really! But it will make me look good at least! Tomorrow at 6:30 at Tabb, volleyball is digging someone else's grave! (digging is a volleyball term!) Be there or be lame!

Speaking of volleyball...

We are still looking for the whereabouts of the Fire  Forest! It is not like she ran away...she graduated almost 3 years ago now...jezz I'm old....but Tisa was like the greatest field hockey player ever! No one has ever played like her before or after! With volleyball doing so well, she would love to know about! Plus out of all the past star athletes from Tabb she would be the easiest to get ahold of...I mean Terry Kirby...Chris Slade...not so much...Tisa Forest...simple...I thought...like she did in high school, she is not picking up on my ph0ne calls...but this time it is just not me! The Forest Fire is nowhere to be found. This is the last known photo of her and look: her shirt reads: Tabb Volleyball! The team is still in our heart...and she is still in ours! If anyone knows her whereabouts, let it be known! Yo, I miss Tisa girl!

Cross Country is today...it is XC....right? Did I get it right? I think it is at Grafton...and against Grafton? I don't know like 8 teams show up to these events, I never know who we are facing! Let's say this is the second Grafton action this season! The Q-train's favorite stop! Watch out for her Soitsmann, Finkenhauer, Curren, and everyone with the name Tabb on their jerseys...or uniforms! It is today at 4. The Q-train rides again!! This is all I really have for coverage. A shoutie  for good luck and one saying great job to all teams who played last night and won...which Tabb teams did, congrats Julia, Tisa call me, someone date Quincy, please!, and have a great day! Have a fantastic day! I really gotta go! Bye!

Peace be with you.

"You should've broke my neck, daddy!" - Dusty Rhodes

WETNESS!

That is what Tabb is experiencing....or many Bay Rivers schools...or many 757 schools. I do not know what Irene did, but after she left the rain did not, I swear! Up here in DC, we are pretty dry, for the most part, but the moisture never stops over Hampton Roads! What's up with that? The reason I bring up is that all this wetness affects the field hockey game...in more ways than one. Not only has the location changed, but so has the time...wait, does that mean it is going to get wetter?! Neutral field tonight, the game will be played at Poquoson Middle and it won't even go on tonight...more like 3:30 in the afternoon! It is a way early game! Maybe that will be better for attendance. You do not have to cancel your plans this evening just this afternoon...I mean if you have not seen a field hockey game by now... It does not make a difference where this team plays, who they play, and when they play...this team will play and reign supereme! We can Wusk, we can Neff, we can Mac, we can Jasenak, we can Progar, we can Omweg, we can Harmatz....and everyone's name does not work as a verb...but you get the idea. We got great players and even more than I mentioned! Again, you can have an open night, but this afternoon schedule in some field hockey. I smell an excuse to leave work early....I hope no one gets in trouble for it...Poquoson did do one thing right...place turf on their field hockey field...that sounded weird! You get it. I do not know about all this wetness though. I am starting to take bets now...will Tabb-New Kent football game be postponed? I am putting at least 50 on that it will. Other bets will Poquoson football lose again...we can only hope.

WETNESS = NO PROBLEM

Volleyball is played inside, so it does not really matter if it is wet or not. They have a lot to prove actually. This time last week the were 4-1...and now they are 4-3! Last week was not a good week for volleyball! We want another good week!! I heard last game Hurricane Sydney could not play, but I believe she is in this game, so this may make things different...or hopefully. I can't have my fall teams fall apart yet....get it? But seriously we know volleyball can play good, so it is time to get back in the habit! Take shelter Hurricane Sydney is back, call the doctor Maniac Mack is coming your way too, alert animal control the Bear is on her way too, along with the Buzzard, Skid Row, the Spade, Skubic Cube, and the rest of the team. Doesn't all of this sound like a challenge? No homecoming this week, actually next week...or maybe even Thursday, for volleyball plays away...out in the middle of nowhere, just about, they will be packing up the points against the Packers. Yep, Smithfield will be hamming it up at 6:30 tonight. Dust off spandex and short shorts volleyball has returned to their oold ways. Win or lose...don't worry, everything is going to be alright.

Is...Quincy...crying? I think he is. The reason...well homecoming is in a week and guess what Quincy does not have...a date. Quincy has done much for us and we have done so much to him...it is only fair we have an amazing homecoming contest...it's called Win a Homecoming Date with Quincy! It is very simple, just comment your name and you are in the running! By next week a name will be picked out of a hat! C'mon, someone enter! This is Quincy we are talking about...he died and came back...kinda. He has had more AP classes more than any other person I know! Quincy has the brains ladies...that was sexist...any gender can enter. What?! I am just saying! Quincy has also come very close to lettering. You may not be seen with the biggest guy in the room, but the tallest, which is kinda the same...and you know what they say about tall guys?...well he knows how the weather is up there. If you are like anything like me in school and do not have a date enter to win one with Quincy. You are going to enjoy yourself, I guarantee it. Runners up get James Everhart. Yes, Quincy's shirt is nice. Disclaimer: The Tabb Blog has no say how this date will turn out. Quincy could ditch you, strand you somewhere, or just stand you up and the Tabb Blog has no power over it. Caution when entering...but still please do so!

By the way there is a cross country event tomorrow. I learned the Q-train still runs....it is the Q-train 2, but the name and legacy still lives on. Remember Monica? We helped her win an election in May, she runs cross-country now. Running, just like her brother did, so it just like the Q-train did! It is almost the same...except she does not get tackled and is a woman...although we all remember her brother's dress photos! Anyhow, the Q-train has not retired yet...it lives on...and still lays down some tracks. I usually just talk about the guys team, by the way Nick Curren is still sweet, but here is a reason to see the girls, Q-train. Everyone hop aboard the band wagon. Of course, also, do not forget Leigh Ann Soitsmann and Smith and everyone else...they just do not have the legacy Monica does. So yes who did hear the whistle blowing, Q-train is still around, except younger and more feminine. Tomorrow at 4 at Grafton...the Q-train's favorite stop.

Man, I am still trying to find the Forest Fire Tisa. She has to be somewhere? Come back to your roots, Tisa Girl?! We are working on er whereabouts and Kirby's...if seen contact the blog. It makes sense...it is too wet for a Tiger! And Forest Fire, wetness, that makes sense too! Hopefully, they'll come back sooner or later. A shoutie to those two coming back, good luck to volleyball and field hockey and people enteriong in our contest, what up to th,e new Q-train and the old one, everyone have a nice day, and let's dry up please! Class in 5 minutes! See ya!

Peace be with you.

"You are no match for the man with the largest arms in the world."

ARRGH!

Ahoy! Last night Monday be Pirate Day and this ye blog be absented minded and missed it. Therefore, we be celebrating on this day matey. So...arrgh! Then again as me thinks abouts it that maybe a little lame. All other buccaneers know ye date for Pirate day and know that me missed it. I be losing credit as a seadog...so we be going in and out of Pirate talk today! So nothing looks official and for people to understand what me be talking about it! Plus talking in pirate the whole time be hard matey. This isn't that dumb...and this is a holiday that I did not scatter up in me own head...but I still missed it! Also the blogger today be Captain Leroy Morgan, the drunk less-known brother of Henry Morgan, he would have accomplished more if he wasn't so intoxicated. He be having a problem. The rum actually be named after him! Anyhow, it be time to pillage this blog with sports news!!

Well theres be nothing going on tonight, which would you  rather have a free Monday or a free Friday. Last we had us a free Friday and it was pretty awesome...was it not?...though not many were at the game Saturday. They missed out on it! The landlubbers at the Poquoson blog only be writing a single sentence about the scuttle. The disbelief be still there...hell it is still there with Tabb! Still congrats to football for their first win in extremely dramatic style, but let's discuss a bunch of lasses who are no strangers to winning in any style...ye guessed right Tabb field hockey! Most of their games parley has not been called, but mercy has! Their vessel keeps pundeling foward, no scallywags stopping them. Tomorrow this 3-ring circus who be working on adding a 4th ring play Bruton. The panthers I like are Pantera...and that was not a pirate joke, just a kinda dumb one. Bruton be dropping anchor at Tabb High's port. Someone is getting some booty whether it is treasure with a win or a team kicking it! All hands on deck sailors it maybe a rough ride, but usually with Tabb field hockey it be smooth sailing. With buckos like Amazing Aymonin, Warness the Wizard, Hawk Hamratz, B-Jazz, Ill Mills, and so much many more, it is easy to understand! So me hearties show your heart by making thy Tabb field hockey when the suns is down in the west...or 7 pm at Tabb. Come see another Tabb be victorious in ye other match! Field hockey be plundering another game, before ye know I be writing about a state championship...except not in pirate talk! Anyhow, to summarize: tomorrow 7pm Tabb vs Bruton field hockey, be there or be lame!

Blimey! What be going on with Tabb volleyball? Bloody hell, two defeats in a row...and to Warhill?? Someone has a head full of barnacles! It may look bad, but no one is abandoning ship! Mutiny is not planned for another 2 weeks! Hopes that tomorrow game be a load off. We take on those wenches from Smithfield and play at their port! I be not  knowledgeable on their abilities, but I be so on ours. We have Hurricane Sydney to blow this team down, along with thy the Bear to swab a win out of this, The Spade be good, Skid Row, Skubic Cube, and one we usually keep below deck, she be a maniac and all. Our privateers ain't walking the plank yet! We can go another week without getting our scurvy checked out. Me hear Smithfield got no sea legs...or Tabb legs at that! Those be essential when playing us! Who likes to roam the 7 seas? Well you can sail on to Smithfield to see Tabb mark the X on the spot, which translates to a win against Smithfield. Regular time, 6:30, at Smithfield tomorrow, watch the Packers' win become marooned! We shall claim thy land in the name of Tabb!! In love of the Queen Sieders!

POPCORN'S PICKS

That tis be a smile on his face! Popcorn has returned in skill! His predictions be perfect again! Hazaar! Every game he had correctly! He did not listen to all his blasted criticism! It all washed away and he be as better as days old rum. Although, his versus record be still 1-3, his picks did become worthy once more, so he gets his title back, picture, and is not in the box. Shall tis hot streak carry on? We shall see me mateys. Here be the picks this week...

York 35   Smithfield 14

Jamestown 28   Poquoson 25

Warhill 21   Bruton 9

Grafton 21   Lafafyette 20

Tabb 100  New Kent 0

There looks to be few upsets here. Me hopes Popcorn is not shooting himself in the paw! These picks had been fired in the hole and cannot be changed. Wait 'til Friday to see what scallywags wag their tail against this feline!

PLAYERS OF THE WEEK

Andrew Junio - he be the only lad who scored on Saturday's game, 3 times! For over 200 yards..hopefully soon 1000?

Blake Finkenhaur - for clocking in the best time at the cross country event for the Tabb team, i think it was  17:41...and still a cool last name!

Matt Juby - for blocking for the extra point that could have made Poquoson tie the football game, so helping sealing the win...do you have a beard yet?

Hannah Swenson - for being elected to the All-District golf team, so this blog has someone else from golf to talk about besides Adam Parker!

Is someone vacant? Then blow your cannons and let it be known!

KIRBY?

Shiver me timbers! I did not see eye Kirby on Saturday! He be running away, again? How busy is a 5 ft tiger mascot? Then again me know my cat and me would not be surprised if he be sleeping this whole time.  Cats need 23 hours of rest...ask Popcorn! We have to end up bribing him to go to a game, bring steaks, candy, milk, cat nip, crumbled up pieces of paper (cats like it for some reason?), or just about anything he can get his nose in. We need Kirby back...Saturday's attendance was okay....and the next game is on a Saturday, which is homecoming, we can't have the same turn-out! A giant fuzzy smiling tiger standing on two legs makes everyone happy! I would tell you to stop be lazy, Kirby, but you are a cat! Besides Kirby, we need to find the Forest Fire! She'd straighten volleyball up!

Avast, the ships be sailing away. I be done for thy day. I hope this was enjoyable in someway and I did not lose my pirate license. Nothing be on for tonight, so have a good one...and be back here tomorrow for more sports...and less pirates!! Yo ho ho and...I do not know the pirate word for goodbye...maybe there isn't one...see ya then me mateys!

Peace be with you.

"Let's jump on board, and cut them to pieces." -Blackbeard

PROPHECY FULFILLED!

It took one year for my BLACK-OUT!!! sugestion and prediction of Tabb winning over Poquoson to happen, but it did happen and that's all that matters! Prophecies take a year to fulfill, so let me say now Tabb football will win the state championship! I am sure everyone has heard by now, last night was only the best game of the year! It was a very slim win, 21-20, but a win's a win! The 2010 state football champs have lost 2 games back to back by two teams who have won none! I see this as a turning point in Tabb's season, from this point on things are going to be different...now about the game....

It was a Saturday night game and it was raining,so it was not as packed as it usually is. I mean the band wasn't even there...although they may have had a competition. I am slackin' on my band news...I am sorry geeks! Tabb started off well, they scored a touchdown first, missed the field goal, but still scored first...in fact I believe they scored  2 touchdowns first, and a got the 2 instead of a field goal the 2nd time around,....but even though Poquoson has loss two games in a row they have never been out of it. Before halftime they got a score in, so it was 14-7. When the game started back up, Tabb again showed  who's boss again by scoring first and making the field goal, which turned out to be a very crucial kick! Again, Poquoson is never lying down for anyone they scored two times in a row. Then came the play of the game...Poquoson kicked the extra point and Matt Juby got a hand on it forcing down to the ground! It was the power of the beard that did it!! After that Poquoson just started to have bad luck from a missed field goal and when they had their final seconds for a comeback it was greeted by an interception by a Griffin...Stephen Griffin! Then it was final, Tabb had done it, beat Poquoson! If bets were placed many loss money last night! Next week Tabb plays New Kent then it is homecoming, which the curse was broken 2 years ago, so we may see a Tabb 3-game winning streak? I am predicting it now, it may happen a year from now,  but I said it first, like always. The only weak part of last night's game was the storming of the field. C'mon Black Brigade what was that? Kinda lame there! Anyhow, 21-20, Tabb! When the black plague strikes it makes it sting a little. Like I said, if Warhill could do it....

who-KNEE-Oh!

Who do you think the player of the game is?! I forgot to mention who scored every touchdown for Tabb. I learned they call him the legacy and by the way he is playing he is becoming a legend! Our main man Andrew Junio scored all three touchdowns having around 200 or so yards. What more can I say? It is Junio! The J-train still runs! Hop along if you want to make it to the end zone! One run was 81 yards. These yards just keep adding up and before you know it he will be in a special club. For now just enjoy being in the Tabb Blog Awesome Club!! Tabb still has it and still has the most underrated back in the league...the most mispronounced last name in football! Remember if Tabb scores a goal....it is probably by who-KNEE-Oh! ....that rhymed a little...right? Anyhow, here's a shoutie saying great job!

MARTY SIGHTING!!!

 
Besides Tabb winning last night I have some more significant news...I saw Marty O'Brien at a  football game!! I have never seen him at a football game ever in my entire career as a blogger or just in general! This was a big deal! See he does come to Tabb games! As you can see by the picture he was calling everyone he knew about the unbelievable Tabb win! It was nice to see Marty and talk and know I am accepted by a representative of the Daily Press! One goal of mine is down, I finally saw him at a football game! Amazing things happen when I return, Tabb wins their first game of the season and it was against a defending state champ, we see Marty at a football game, Junio gets 3 TDs...I am telling you, its the ear-muffs!!!

SCHEDULE

Enough about football already, here is this week's list of events

MONDAY: NOTHING!!!

TUESDAY: Field Hockey vs. Bruton at 7:00; Volleyball AT Smithfield at 6:30

WEDNESDAY: Cross Country AT Grafton at 4:00

THURSDAY: Volleyball vs. Jamestown at 6:30

FRIDAY: Football AT New Kent at 7:00

SATURDAY: Band at the Warhill Invitational (See I didn't forget you guys!!)

It seems like a light week to be honest...or tbh...but that's okay, I feel Tabb needs this extra time to celebrate. If I do not suggest I will start doing so now...at least try to make one game this week! There are plenty...and homework and studying...well it is time to learn management skills!

Well, well it seems we have an in-pass. This is all I got today. More tomorrow...Pirate Day?! I'll try to come back home more...seems good things happen when I do! Today I have to go back to Northern Virginia, wish me luck...I hope not to hit traffic...but that seems unrealistic...then again so did a Tabb win over Poquoson! It was great seeing everyone...and I'll be back soon....maybe sooner than you think! Keep reading if you miss that much...actually keep reading in general!! Amazing job football...4 more games to glory!! Have a nice day to all! Out!

Peace be with you.

Poquoson Week is ending, get in all your final jokes in now!!

"The man who has no imagination has no wings." - Muhammad Ali

SATURDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

I do not like to emphasize on just one sport (except field hockey, of course!), but what else is going on today?....and what went on yesterday?! Football is kinda the only thing we got today...there maybe a few surprises...but for the most part the main focus shall be American Tabb High School Football. For those who showed up to Bailey last night to se Tabb play and discovered saw a Grafton game...tonight is the correct night for the Tigers. If you thought Grafton won big last night...wait until the Tabb game. So...who is ready for some football?!!

You know already know what this paragraph is going to be about....after a year we are finally having the BLACK-OUT!!! Finally an idea of mine is getting done...except I am not really involved....but it is good to get fan interaction. The people in charge of this are much more better at promoting than I am, but you're welcome for the idea. No matter who the soul inventor of it is, it doesn't matter, as long as we get it done. There was a t-shirt on sale for this game, but you do not have to wear it. I mean I did not get one....as long as what you are wearing is black, you're good. Tonight is lights-out for Tabb. We are going to Bailey and will paint it black! Our stands will look a giant shadow. Why black? We are mourning the loss of Poquoson's win. It is not going to make it out! Tonight we are not the Orange Army, but the Black Brigade (it is a special forces unit) or who likes Tabb High: Black Ops, better?! I hear Poquoson is having a white-out (insert joke here!). This will be the first time black and white will sit on the opposite sides and there will be no racial tension. Okay...let's talk about the game already! The news is old, but still good...last Friday Warhill beat Poquoson...like I said before...if they can do it ANYONE can! Poquoson had one night of bad offense and can do so again. They will be out for redemption, but this is Tabb not Shawshank! Good luck proving yourself. Poquoson is not scary...they just think they are. Tabb will show these Bull Isanders tonight that theyy should have stayed on their island! ...or they call that a place a city? Tabb is a fortress then! Not to give Poquoson al the crap, but whe...I mean if Tabb wins tonight they will really prove themselves and what they can accomplish this season. If not...then the Warhill game is gonna be a lot tougher this year! ....Tonight at 7 at Bailey (or the Junio) there will be Darkness! The type you want to be apart of! Football...for the win.

PLAYERS TO WATCH

• Andrew Junio - like always! He may not have that many touchdowns, but his yards are looking good. Does he have 500 yet? That is half way to a very special club!
• Ben Wilkie - I just heard about this guy. He is on the d-line and they call him maniac! I think they mean the term literally....so all offense beware, you are gong to end with Ben!
• Joe Nelson - either end of the ball Joe isa factor. He runs this defense, but at the same time can catch a TD as a tight end. He is Tabb's new secret weapon this season!
•  Adam Parker - this is not an of course, but an absolutely! I have already said so much about him! Finally his football debut comes! He maybe only a kicker, but the team is going better beyond belief. We gt Adam Parker Swag now!!

Additional Player: Logan Rader

I'll be straight up, you are probably not going to see him on the field...the reason I include him is, I just discovered he wears....#12. Who use to wear that? I DID!!! Then Chris DiOrio! Logan has A LOT to live up to! I thought my number was semi-retired! He is just a sophomore, so I guess I am glad 12  will have a home for awhile...but don't miss up! Your actions reflect everyone who once wore that number...especially ME!! As long as 12 is used in a proper manner I'm fine. All hopes that a touchdown will finally be scored with that number! I always feel connected by people wearing 12...oh god...I am going to be a sophomore in high school again!!

4.7

[Picture removed by 4.7's mind]

We have not heard from blog genuis in awhile. It is tough when you have 8 classes, all of which are APs, and not being knowledgable of the meaning of a social life. We may not see him at the game, it is Science Saturday for him, but I feel we should get his opinions of the game. Warhil won, do you have a chance, oh great 4.7. How do things look in your very large head of smartness. He hold me:

"I am vaguely concern about playing this game, but I realise there is nothing that can be done to stop it. Circular logic sucks...if Warhill gets the best of us we have a problem!"

Yeah...that was an answer...I guess. 4.7 does make a point, so the genuis that he is has spoken. What will be the outcome...I guess he is not confidant in it. 4.7 answers usually lie in his witty-ness. To me it is looking as if we have a chance....so I am going with that. Thanks a lot 4.7...just go back to studying already!!

 
Yeah, it is small, but it is the last known picture we have of Kirby. He has been hibernating since Spring! I hope...I know we'll see him tonight! And I know I will see most of you too. Welcome me, Kirby, and Poquoson to the real owner of Bailey Field...T-A-Double B! Shoutie saying good luck football, everyone wear your black, and have a great day. I gotta go, but I will still be writing...but not a blog...an essay instead :/ ... see you tonight! So long!

"Saturday night's alright!" - Elton John (but by VHSL rules, not for fighting!)

HOME!

Yes, I am writing this in York County at my house. This is the old spot I use to write it everyday at! It has been so long, it seems foreign to come! I am glad to be back, writing the tabb sports blog in the George Mason computer lab gets kinda weirdsometimes...there are alotta creepy people in there...like more than me! I am back at the old writing station and the only thing that I have to worry about is Popcorn biting my ankles! So...how was Breaks-giving for everyone? I hope people actually celebrated my made-up holiday...we'll be expanding soon. I think it is a good holiday idea. We get to enjoy the wonderful food of breakfast, what a privilege it is to have it (back in the day only the royal consumed it.), and reminisce on the sacerfices made by Aunt Jemima. Okay, enough nonsense let's get to the real news already!!

FIELD HOCKEY FTW

FTW mean for the win, I believe. If you spend your time on the internet you might as well learn that by now! I do not know what is up with the weather around here. I barely get any rain up in DC, but around here it has been raining since I left! Are we at 40 days yet?! Due the precipitation the varsity played first last night...because...well...I don't want to sound mean...but they're varsity...the game was not lookin' pretty from the start...from the New Kent perspective. By halftime it was 10-0, once the game started again Tabb soon added 2 more goals making it 12-0. The girls were just trying to pass the ball around when their lead became so high, but the refs called a mercy and ended the game. I swear this is like Tabb's 8th mercy or something. They are going for the all-time mercy record along with all the other records they are pursuing. The Amazing Aymonin got one goal in, Ill Mills did so as well, C-Port got 2, Taylor Omweg pet the O in goal, the Hawk got one, the balled was Neffed in once, Mac-ed in one, and Wusked in 3 times! I gotta tell ya, Grace Wusk for MVP! For like the past 5 games she had has multiple goals each time! I guess what I said was right: you can't get a W...without a Wusk! Great job to the whole team. When all fall sports fall there is always Tabb field hockey! Next game is on the 27th at home at 7:00 against Bruton. Be sure to arrive early....there is a good possibility the game may end early!

DOWNWARD SPIRAL?

Okay, that is a wee too harsh? Things are not incredibly bad! If you have not heard volleyball lost again last night. That is two in a row...this is the first back to back loss of the season...and it was against Warhill! Actually, Warhill has been on top lately! Ever since Poquoson, they have been everywhere! Warhill really wishes to extend their 15 minutes...and it seems like they are doing so! I am making it sound worse than it is. Warhill's new motivation and our jumbled feeling after an intense Grafton really affected the outcome. Our girls loss every game 25-21, 25-16, 25-21...there was no need for a 4th even! But 'Miracle' Liz Marifield 9 kills, block and Grace 'the Bear' Berardini 6 kills, 3 blocks...so not all was lost. Everyone has bad night....and Warhill has 3 minutes left. Like anythiing from Tabb these girls still put up a fight. The Forest Fire would still be proud! Disregrad last night and move on to the next game which will be on the 27th at Smithfield at 6:30. I doubt we'll see a third loss in a row...when Tabb does something 3 times in a row, it is usually win championships! Champions right here....champions for more than 15 minutes! Good job volleyball. Way to volley...or something like that!

AN OPEN LETTER TO VOLLEYBALL

We all know my history and that I never made a game last season...which is entirely my fault. I had many opportunties where I could have done so....I still feel bad about it. Unfortunately, this season is looking the same...it is not deliberate...I just cannot physically make a game. I could have came home early yesterday and stop by your game, but my class doesn't end until 4:15 and by the time I'll leave traffic will be insane and I would not have gotten to Warhill until like 8:30. Your games are always on Tuesdays and Thursdays and I am always in school. I do not see this working out. Play in a tournament nearby me like field hockey did! I am sorry for my actions last season, still, but I am trying to make it up and thinking about you guys. What if I go to a Mason girls volleyball game? Or someone can record one of your gmaes and I can watch it. We can think of something! I hope there are no harsh feelings. You guys do get mre coverage this season, so I am doing better. I am just trying to make things the best...speaking of which, best wishes!

POPCORN VERSUS

 
 This is Leo, the one who dares challenge Popcorn. Cat or not challenging Popcorn has not been so tough lately. He has been off his game....though he did do better last week...let's see if things come full circle and Popcorn is back to his old self again. Seriously, if not, we'll have to find a new purpose for him....and he is not good at much besides sleeping! Let's see what happens! Here are Leo's picks.

York 42   Jamestown 14

New Kent 21   Warhill 20

Bruton 28   Grafton 20

Lafayette 25   Smithfield 10

Poquoson 100  Tabb 0

Hmm...those look promising! It is official now. The picks have been casted. None can be changed, so we must wait until Monday to see whoever reigns victorious. If it is not Popcorn....anyone want a new cat?

Reminder: the football game is TOMORROW night. Come out, wear black! (important!!), have fun, and all that. We'll have more on that tomorrow....for now enjoy your Friday off!! Oh snap! I am ready! Shoutie saying what up to everyone at home, Martin's back!! He has been up since 5:30...bed time now for him! Have a good one. Good night...or morning?..

Peace be with you.

"Hey, Adrian!!" - Rocky

THEY LOVE ME!

These are just not tabby cats, but Tabb cats. See all the orange, white, and there was black somewhere! Wherever I go something symbolic or representing Tabb appears to me. It is like a sign. These guys loved me, the Tabb sports teams love them, the Tabb community does, ... I mean, whoa, that is alot of love! I am not sure if I can handle that! I know these other blogs don't love me...where do you categorize envy? Speaking of cats, Kirby, I expect to see you on Saturday. I believe you missed all the football games last season. I know they are hard to watch...but you are the mascot! Hibernation is over already!! ...you can sit on my lap too....okay, let us stop talking to imaginary animals and my fetish with cats to begin with the actually news already. No hairballs in my work!

I am going to be honest, I have no idea how cross country works! By the looks of it, it seems the higher score you get the worse you are...so I think our teams did bad. You can't blame Tabb, we always keep the score high, that is how we know how to win! That usually works! We are adapting. So in girls: Grafton edged us 15 to 50, but Tabb beat York 27 to 30...I am correct about the scoring method, right? Soistmann ran a 22:09 and Smith a 22:20. That is all I got for the ladies. For the guys, I wish I could say they did better. I wish I could say Tabb was dominant...but Bay River sports are competitive and harsh sometimes. Grafton beat Tabb 19 to 41 and York beat us 28 to 31. Individually we Finkenhaur with a time of 17:28, Moon with 18:26, and Harvey with 18:41. That is all I got for them. Wait...where was Nick Curren??!! That bums me out not seeing his name....I hear if you are too fast, they disqualify you, that must be Nick's case. Well, this is my cross country results...I hope I delivered them correctly. Good job to all runners...maybe I am not entirely sure if you won or not...but I am sure everyone did a great job!

THE DAY AFTER...YESTERDAY

Coming from an extremely hard fought, almost season changing game, what can volleyball do? Where do they go from here? They just keep playing games, buddy! And what a better way to recover than playing Warhill! I am not going to put the school down...but I do not think we have another Grfton game on our hands. No 5th round! Warhill is the big news in town! Their football team won, so that is motivating all the other sport teams. Give it 2 years and they will be on top of the BRD. In present time Tabb volleyball has only loss 2 games....and is not opened for another one! The team is ready to put this behind them and just keep winning again...just like before. Their victim for this will be Warhill tonight. Nothing personal, it is just what we do at Tabb, the score will be high in the right way this time! No lion king here....Warhill does not even have a mane yet! We are tiger-hearted here...it is 5 sizes too big! Hints why there is so much love! Our arteries just last longer than most! That does sound a litle gross...and is the heart an artery? I don't know where i am going with this...I'm tired...anyhow, Like we always do on Tuesdays and Thursdays, volleyball gets it done again with help from the Bear, the Buzzard, the Hurricane, the Maniac, the Spade,the Miracle, the Skid, and everyone else! It is AT Warhill tonight at 6:30. Be there if you can...at least. Warhill are the lions....cowardly ones!

Also, something that appears on Tuesdays and Thursdays, most of the time, field hockey plays again, finally! It was going on like 3 days and I do not know what to do with myself if field hockey doesn't over an extended period of time. The bad news is it is an away game. All this Tabb action is going on at places like 40 minutes away or so...but it is fine. They play New Kent. Volleyball and field hockey have similar agendas tonight. I have yet to find anything that can stop Tabb field hockey. As people say: they are robots...programmed for one thing: winning! Of course, the robot claim is a joke...use of machine is probably cheating somehow! Tabb field hockey is like an Iron Curtain...but in a good way! There is nothing that will stand in their way. The team can Wusk, Jazercise, Mac, be Amazing, have Bourgeosis, fly like a Hawk, and so much more! Everyone must be watched out for on this team. If one cannot do it then there are like 7 more who can...what am I talking about? Tabb field hockey can do anything! I am not sure if any wetness affects this game today, but if it does not then field hockey is at New Kent; jv at 5:30, Varsity at 7. getting work done as always...no problems...no complaints! We are one the road and our destination is....4-peat!

NON-ADAM PARKER GOLF NEWS

My crush seems to getting out of control. I talk about the guy like every day. I am doing it now even! Can you blame me, though? He is kinda everywhere already....but now I will not talk about him. A vow of silence for the next two paragraphs! Ad-...you know who was not the only named to Honorable  mention All-District team...so Swingin' Hannah Swenson. See that one guy was not all the talk about golf...Hannah is too...and she is not even a guy!! Hannah was always put up a good score, but this honor is well deserve...and the nickname I made up for her in basketball totally worked in golf, even better! There is much more to golf than you think...and most of it has to do with Hannah Swenson. She was the specialist in G-force. So congrats....and...I am realy trying not to talk about Adam Parker!

Alas me mateys, I misplaced me knowledge on Talk like a Pirate Day. It be on September 19th and today be September 22nd. Blasted! I be always likin' to celebrate. Well me hearties, I do control this here blog, so next Monday be the Tabb Blog Talk like Pirate Day...because we be short minded. Avast, prepare for this day me mates. Ye think this blog be dumb before...just wait! M-arrgh to come!....

Actually today is Breaks-giving! It is like Thanksgiving except with breakfast food. It occurs the last Thursday of every September, which is national breakfast month! It's not dumb...come up with your own holiday, jerks! So tonight is night to have breakfast for dinner!

Okay, well for now this is what I got. A shoutie wishing field hockey and volleyball luck, Kirby to show up, those cats in the picture, and like always for everyone to have a great day! I am tired, I'm going to bed...oh darn I have class! Keep it real...you know I will! Good bye.

Peace be with you.

"I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegetable, or mineral." -- Jim Cornette

HERE WE ARE

all of us...reading the Tabb Sports Blog again. It is like a daily routine isn't it? I am flattered! Yeah, I even read it! Yo, I'm great...actually I mostly just write and get along with my day...or work on more stuff for the blog. It is a livin'...a cheap one...but a livin'. Ever noticed in my opening paragraph I just talk randomly? Okay, let us stop here and get to the real news...one more random thought... What do you call a blog no one reads? The Poquoson Sports Blog! ...oh, zing! I'll lay off for awhile...I think there is a new number one this fall....

VOLLEY-WAR

That is what is was. Tabb never surrendered. The game went into 5 games...or matches...or sets...or whatever you call it. Usually it is just 4. The end just kept going back and forth. Grafton would win one round and then Tabb the next. It looked this: 25-20: Grafton win, 22-25: Tabb win, 25-21: Grafton win, 22-25: Tabb win, then we had to go to a place very few volleyball gmes go: the 5th round. The 5th round is like a whole other dimension, anything can happen. Going to the 5th is so rare, many do not even believe it exist. Once in the 5th, it is win or lose...for eternity. Similar to the past 4 games...or rounds...or still whatever...Tabb still put up a good fight...but fell short, the fial tally was 15-11: Grafton win. There is no doubt Tabb put up a good fight...better than years before! The Forest Fire would be proud! And that eternal loser talk...only counts if you go into the 5th, lose, and are undefeated...so Grafton will experience it soon...probably.. Indivdually Tabb went on quite a killing spree: 'Skid' Rowe had 7 kills, 'Miracle' Merrifield had 7 kills,  Broussard the Buzzard (still, bad?) had 6 kills, and Hurricane Sydney can be charged with an astounding 15 kills and 4 blocks. It was still a great game...who went? Wasn't I right? Volleyball isn't that bad of a game. Here is a shoutie saying great job! We showed them Tabb is nothing to mess with! Now that this is over all we can do, volleyball, is move on. You guys are 4-2, which is still good. We'll have a rematch...at districts...and when that happens there may even have to be a 6th round! All and all much proved and greatness still occurred....and best of all: Lunatic Lind returned to her old home...except won for the wrong team!  :)

THE FIRST

It is going to be October before you know it and there are sports just beginning now. Well...it is cross country...it is not super major...sport wize. Today they are finally off...at Poquoson...the race is against Poquoson, Warhill, Smithfield....and I think that is all. It will be at 4 at Poquoson...so bring bug spray...seriously there are always pests bothering you...or are those just the people?! Snap, I have been all over Poquoson today!! Zinger! I know the big name in XX (is it XX or CC...what is it again?) is our man Finkenhauer...still good and a cool guy...but there is an overlooked runner...

 
Nick Curren!! I have personally ran...or walked...with Nick and he is pretty good. Fikenhauer (however you spell it) is #1, but Nick is a close #2. Everyone loves the supporting role! Nick is no stranger to this blog, but we did not meet him until after his sports season. Now we have the opportunity to cover him and his sport, so it all makes sense now! Watch out for Nick Curren, #2, the only guy who said the Tabb blog sucked and lived to tell the tale!...#2?...maybe he'll have the chance to be #1...oh and there is one more good thing about Nick...

 
He is friends with Adam Parker!!! Then there is no doubt I will have plenty of coverage of Nick and all of cross country! ....I wish I had a picture like that with Adam Parker...lucky! He is still not calling me back!

MISSED NEWS

I cannot stay on top of  everything. I'm sorry....so much is going on...I am 3 hours away...in college...I like to party...okay, fine, excuses excuses! So I forgot about competition cheers' first...well...competition....it was on Saturday. How'd they do? I don't know. My competition cheer coverage has never been stellar or even existent, but I always, most of the time, let the word out when you can see them and usually Tabb is on top, so there is nothing new here...except competition cheer is back and doing better than ever...I think...a belated shoutie saying good job, however it went! Now that is not the only thing I missed…it is that time of year again, One Acts! Drama is still a sport on the Tabb Sports Blog! We forgot to inform everyone about tryouts, so if you wanted to be in one…sorry…but if you want to see them…stay tuned! We’ll have all the info needed! Now that One Acts are back that means a very special friend of ours is too…

 
Of course, Quincy! You think we forgot about him!! Though he may want us to, what is this blog without him?! To clarify, once more, Quincy is alive and well! Los Mustache Trios broke up though! He’ll been on the blog…but not as much. We do not want to other him so much he fakes his own death again…plus no one would believe it if he did…that might be a problem in the future! The point is, Quincy is back and we will get to see him in One Acts! You know you can letter in One Acts…my word…Quincy had a sport all along!! Even before forensics! How could I be so blind?! Well…if Quincy is an athlete, technically, I guess we will see him a lot more this year! …stay alive Quincy, please!

 Before I go there is only that Cross Country event going on today, but tomorrow we will have another volleyball game and field hockey!! It’s going to be great…and, I do not want to speak too soon, but easy wins….I mean Warhill and New Kent…I think we got this! For now here is a shoutie saying good luck cross country, people go to their event, I hope you enjoyed me bringing the word zing back, Quincy please don’t die…bring Los Mustache Trios back, what up to Nick Curren, volleyball: you da best, Lunatic Lind it was great to have you back...even though your team won, and everyone gets a shoutie today!! …except Poquoson…jokin’…it is Poquoson Week, the zings will die down next week, but the gloating won’t! Have a good day!

 “I'm King Ad-Ram and you're Dick Butkus.” – Ad-Rock